1. ba614:

    THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

    HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
    HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

    This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

    (via joshpeck)

     

  2. beerito:

    are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

    (via pizza)

     

  3. australiansanta:

    the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

    (via australiansanta)

     

  4. i got a haircut and now i don’t know who i am anymore.

     
  5. bryko:

    watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  6. theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

    unseelie-prince:

    I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

    aggressively positive spider

    i need a friend who’s willing to painfully and intricately shit inspirational quotes with a face reminiscent to that of a woman going into labour

    (Source: bluedogeyes, via alltime-huffle-who)

     
  7. clarainclara:

    I see no lies here

    (Source: girlcodeonmtv, via sagihairius)

     
  8. profiting:

    WHAT EPISODE IS THIS

    (Source: godzilladrugdealer, via laughingstation)

     

  9. rupsidaisy:

    gay8:

    fuck attractive people

    that’s the plan

    (via confirmance)

     

  10. My mum and I went to the Doctor’s today because I have a bad nut allergy and we’re going to Cuba, and we need to bring an Epipen.

    Basically I’ll be inside the whole holiday because I DO NOT WANT A NEEDLE STABBED INTO MY LEG AT THE SPEED OF A ZOMBIE FILM’S DEATH RISE

     

  11. I would describe my style as “I haven’t showered in 5 days sheek”

     

  12. nintenclo:

    my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
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  14. kinkydonuts:

    gabite:

    everything about shrek gets notes smh 

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  15. kelekelo:

    megapyon:

    ʖ haha got ur nose

    ( ͡°_ ͡°)

    (Source: samemi01, via cumfort)