1. youtube you’re meant to show me ads based on my google searches why are you showing me shitty upcoming singles from bands i don’t give a shit about that run for 18 second prerolls that i can’t skip when i’m blatantly googling for mega gay fanfiction.

     

  2. onlinegf:

    why are 15 year olds so angry

    because this year i realised just exactly how shit everyone is.

    (Source: onlinegf, via zackisontumblr)

     

  3. tarakaboom:

    Leaving for Cuba tomorrow at like 7:30am.

    There will be no wifi.

    Parents why must you do this to me the internet is my main life source the majority of my summer so far has been the internet and sleeping in until and going to bed at times so ludicrously late that I’ve jetlagged myself not a single element of this plan is associated with me no one would look at this plan and picture my sarcastic face.

    I’m not even a communist why did you pick this holiday destination.

    Like I’m photosensitive too much sun and bam my throat swells up and seeps puss Ma why the fuck did you choose this country I’ve already told you before I don’t like foreign places I like places that speak my native language and have internet.

    I legitimately think she just wants me to have an allergic reaction to nuts there so she can stab the fucking Ibuprofen needle into my leg like an action hero and have a story to tell while I never look at my leg again without having war flashbacks.

     
  4. atticaliveshere:

    little-lionman:

    injellyfish:

    ahkmenra-h:

    hellabitcoins:

    sansaspark:

    magconbabe-matt:

    This shit better work

    HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

    what if we all got paper lol
    GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

    I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

    Shit, this can’t hurt. 

    Ugh I didn’t want to, but since I have no job and a car payment, why the hell not?

    (via thatblondeperson)

     

  5. Leaving for Cuba tomorrow at like 7:30am.

    There will be no wifi.

    Parents why must you do this to me the internet is my main life source the majority of my summer so far has been the internet and sleeping in until and going to bed at times so ludicrously late that I’ve jetlagged myself not a single element of this plan is associated with me no one would look at this plan and picture my sarcastic face.

    I’m not even a communist why did you pick this holiday destination.

     

  6. themouseabides:

    Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

    Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

    (via thatblondeperson)

     

  7. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    dragon-in-a-fez:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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    wait

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    what

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    there’s a list???

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    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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    in conclusion god is an asshole

    for comparison:

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    okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

    wait

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    damn.

    god gambles with your souls pass it on

    (via guy)

     

  8. itseasytoremember:

    capslockapocalypse:

    letmusicsetyoufreee:

    frankienathanieljonas:

    bubblelumps:

    was voldemort a virgin

    #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

    Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

    TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

    doing the do with you know who

    and his giant pet snake

    (via pizza)

     

  9. flewor:

    "was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

    (Source: flewor, via tennants-hair)

     
  10. lacigreen:

    hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

    immortaliarty:

    vjezze:

    Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

    there’s several of these as well;image

    pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

    this is the actual best thing

    pack your bags we’re all moving to Amsterdam

    (via batfemme-assemble)

     
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  12. joshpeck:

    joshpeck:

    listening to sad music and wallowing in self pity at 3 am wasn’t really how i pictured my life to be yet here i am doing it every day

    nevermind christmas music just came on shuffle i’m good

    (via orgasm)

     
  13. itchyboob:

    i think about this a lot

    (Source: flaggedandremoved, via awkwardvagina)

     

  14. "I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more"
    — Me (via anihanki)

    (Source: aphdaze, via batfemme-assemble)

     
  15. kingsleyyy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    dragonyuri1:

    now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

    image

    sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

    if there’s a guy saying this shit on facebook it’s not tumblr we should be cautious of

    (Source: weirdnessisgood, via perks-of-being-chinese)